i GiVe uP!!!

Well, I've about decided that real houseplants just aren't worth the time, money and sorrow!!  I mourn their passing way too often and can't seem to keep them alive for the life of me!!  I really don't like fake anything: sugar, butter, knock off designer duds... and I've always heard from decorators that fake plants are tacky but I think I've reached the end of my rope when it comes to plants!  I'm about to trade all of my real ones in for faux!  I think it'd look better than half dead!  Don't you?  Not to mention that I could have bought really nice real looking faux plants for what I've spent replacing the real thing and no maintenance!!  It's decided!  I'm on the hunt for some awesome faux greenery!